Tuesday, August 03, 2004

I'm moving to Finland!

Given my new found love of a Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game (MMORPG) called "City of Heroes" I have decided to move to Finland. Why is this? Well it appears that everyone has T1 connections there, and more importantly Internet Addiction is a recognized psychological disorder. So severe is this disorder that it is sufficient to free one from the obligation of compulsory service in the public sector. I figure it is only a matter of time before internet addicts are allowed to live on the dole satisfying their addiction. After all, if you can give needles to heroin addicts to prevent the spread of disease, you ought to provide computers (with kick ass graphics cards, in fact they better be new Alien Ware machines...every six months) to those of us who need them.

So...I am ending my marriage and moving into a cell sized cubical apartment in Helsinki and playing CoH to my hearts content. After all, who needs love, companionship, accomplishment, or beauty when one can lose themselves in cyberspace where shallow (but undeniably fun) substitutes exist. Maybe I can meet a "woman" online and start a relationship... Of course, that means I had better change my profile to say I am a 10 year old girl.
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