Well...Neither do I, but if I did I wish I was as funny with my responses as Strong Bad of homestarrunner.com. If you click on the site and examine the sbemails you will become lost in cyberspace for a minimum of 12 hours as you laugh and laugh and laugh. I thought that WWE had the funniest Lucha Libre wrestlers, but their heels have nothing on Strong Bad.
Imagine if all the quick responses you imagine you can make were funny. That's Strong Bad.
Mad props to The Mad Tinkerer for pointing this spot out for me. But I totally blame him for the lost hours which I could have spent playing City of Heroes. There will be a reckoning...a SAVAGE reckoning!