Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Obnoxious Star Wars Questions.
Here is a short list of questions regarding Episodes IV, V, and VI I have after watching III.
Why didn't Darth Vader go on a killing spree after the Stormtroopers on Bespin blasted C3PO? He made the robot after all. Why didn't he say to R2, "Wizard! You are in good condition R2."? Or even destroy R2 for "betraying him?" How did Leia remember her mother's smell, and how "she always seemed sad?" If Leia is refering to Mrs. Senator Organa, why should she bring up remembering mom's smell? Why do we care? Why doesn't Chewy ask Ben where Yoda is? Or, tell Luke to say "Unhhhh!" for him? Why does it take like 20 years to build the first Death Star, but like 6 to build the second? How "ancient" is this religion again? What doesn't lead to the Dark Side? Do Luke and Jar-Jar talk about what Luke's mother was like in Episode VII? Oh, and I guess being "force sensitive," you know sensitive to that which binds all living things, means you can't tell that a) your wife is pregnant, and b) it's twins.
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