Friday, June 10, 2005

A Beautiful Soul: Unleashing the ******* Fury

A Beautiful Soul is holding a contest to reward the best Internet Troll called Unleashing the ******* Fury.

(Contains blue humor, subject matter inappropriate for work, and language not recommended for those with heart trouble.)

Here's an example of a letter A Beautiful Soul sent out just to elicit a humorous response:
Hey I just wanted to tell you that that Men's Personal Ads Compared to Women's Ads post really sucks. I mean, I know you can't help it that what you wrote sucks, cause if you could've written something better you probably would have. And I'm sure you're a nice person and all, maybe a little dumber than most, but being dumb's not a sin. And you're a lot less creative and funny than you think you are. Again, that's not a sin, either. But man that post really, really sucked. I rarely bother to tell people that. But you're a special case. Good luck in life. I'm sure you make some decent jack working in business somewhere in one way or another making sure much richer people get to keep their money, so you got that going for you. So, you know, keep your head up. And don't worry too much that your post sucks.

Needless to say, hilarity ensued.
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