This Saturday, I will jump into my car and drive down to LACMA Saturday night to see The Killers starring Burt Lancaster and Ava Gardner on the BIG SCREEN!
Sure...Sure, you say, "But this weekend is Fantastic Four and the box office is slumping!" Blah, blah, blah.
I'll be seeing FF on Saturday, just like you, but watch The Killers and compare it to the "films" that are coming out now and you will understand why the box office is slumping.
Besides, it is followed by a noir film starring Victor Mature. You know you want to watch Sampson!