No this isn't a post about an upcoming "Ash vs. Jason vs. Freddy vs. Gandalf vs. Godzilla" movie, rather this is about Aston Kutcher and Demi Moore. That's right, they finally tied the knot.
For those of you groaning, "C'mon...Ashton Kutcher sucks" or "Ashton Kutcher is teh suxxorz," I would like to point out that I enjoyed Kutcher in Butterfly Effect and look forward to seeing him in a remake of The Evil Dead.
I know, I know, My Boss's Daughter was awful, but I have to give mad props to Kutcher for being a workaholic who seems to have fun doing what he is doing.
Besides, even if you hate him...shouldn't you be looking forward to seeing him raped by a tree?