We'll be havin' no mutineeeers over this! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! So fer you scurvy dogs who sayz that Ninjas are keener than wotz Pirates is...remember ye these three things.
- Thar be no good Ninja movies. Ninja III the Domination?! Yar, ha, ha! Thar be many good Pirate movies, even recent ones like Pirates of the Carribbean! 'Tis true thar be bad pirate movies, and I enjoys me me Ninja films as much as the next mate, but I wouldn't say a one of them war good!
- Thar be no International Talk Like a Ninja day and if thar war, no one would be talkin'.
- Dead Men Tell No Tales!
Now staaart taaalking like a Pirate or walk tha plank!