Monday, September 12, 2005

Mouse Race 2000? Grand Theft Mickey?

It appears, according to ICV2, that the Mouse house has purchased the rights to Roger Corman's Concorde-New Horizons library of films.

This could either be horrifying or entertaining.

Horrifying example number 1:

A remake of Death Race 2000 starring Ben Affleck (Don't forget that Pearl Harbor was a mouse house product)

Horrifying example number 2:

An animated version of Big Bad Momma with music by Tim Rice and Phil Collins. It could happen.

Entertaining option 1:

A remake of Death Race 2000 without Ben Affleck.

Entertaining option 2:

Stitch 3: Little Stitch of Horrors.

Entertaining option 3:

I'll finally get to see Peter Bogdanovich's film Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women.

Feel free to add your own terrified/overjoyed examples in the comments section.
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