- I have escaped the village.
- I have gone insane.
- I have a huge ego and want full credit for all words I write.
- I have joined a blog related to my work and the administrator still has the settings set to publish the nickname of the author rather than the real name.
Please forgive any confusion and understand that there NEVER WAS A NUMBER ONE any memory you have of one is a fiction. Nothing to see here, move along, move along. The computer is your friend and your friend wants you to be happy.
Any future changes back to Number One, followed by remembering this post, are a sign of your own mental illness.