Take a second and imagine what you would consider to be the most frightening bread in the world.
Is it some yeast Shoggoth oozing slowly toward you as it consumes city after city?
Is is some mold covered lump that looks as if it is about to rupture, thus producing enough spores to suffocate a small town?
Is it filled with maggots or grubs and thus seems unpalatable?
All of those are certainly frightening, but they are far from the most frightening bread in the world. None of those loaves would simultaneously please Slaanesh, Orcus, Khorne, and Lerotra'hh, as the most frightening bread in the world ought to do. The most frightening bread in the world should be something that would make Edgar Allan Poe and HP Lovecraft smile, a daunting task in and of itself. It should also make for a good decoy when being chased by ravenous zombies.
The world can be thankful that Diana Eid is letting the world know that Kittiwat Unarrom has designed a bread that pleases the dark gods and serves as a perfect distraction for those ravenous zombies. Only in this case, the brains they eat will be made of "dough, raisins, cashews and chocolate." Not exactly zombie fare...and even with those great ingredients I'm too afraid of the bread to even think of eating it.
Image Credit -- Diana Eid