As an Official Member, I am now entitled to:
- Smack talk any character at the table who is shorter than your character.
- Invoke your Badass Aura of Awesome which gives you 10 temporary hit points and a +2 to attack and damage for the next 2d4 rounds.
- Once per combat, declare any dice result you don’t care for to be a “cocked dice” and immediately re-roll.
- Ignore any phrase the DM says that does not include the words “initiative,” “armor class,” “damage,” or “treasure.”
- Respond to any inquiry about your health, well-being, or mental state with the simple, muttered rejoinder of: “I’m crushing it.”